You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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