Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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