i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Randomize
