you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
