I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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