During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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