Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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