I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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