There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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