just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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