i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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