what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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