how hairy? two words: wookie tits
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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