she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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