I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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