So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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