Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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