careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and you said cock pushups were impossible
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
i think my cat just said my name.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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