I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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