I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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