I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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