I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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