Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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