help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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