She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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