but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You ruined the universe
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