My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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