So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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