literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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