you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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