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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

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• (559): View more from California

  I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?

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• (518): View more from New York

  i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

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• (707): View more from California

  Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!

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• (516): View more from New York

  Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet

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