Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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