is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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