I just pynch a tree in the face
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize