I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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