I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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