why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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