Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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