it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I came so hard my ears popped.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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