True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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