can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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