therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's shark week go big or go home
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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