Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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