PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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