Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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