Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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