4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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