i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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