my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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