So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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