Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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