How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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