I want to walk on stilts...naked
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
this must be what syphilis tastes like
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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