Sponge bath it is.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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