this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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