so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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